Listen2Reason's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Splatters]

It's all right, but it takes a long time to get going. It wasn't until hexagons appeared that I actually got hit for the first time. Also, it's frustrating when you level up and can't increase anything because it needs more points.

[Dead Pixel]

Seriously? This was pointless. I got to level 44 without even pausing. A few levels after that I thought "Why am I doing this?" and stopped.

[Nuclear Outrun]

It's all right, but it's really depressing that you have to lose, and lose, and lose, and keep losing before you finally might get a chance to win. Plus, there was a message saying "Play this on Kongregate"--if you hadn't noticed, this is Newgrounds! That just makes me want to not play it anywhere.

nerdook responds:

you don't HAVE to, unless you want to record your high score!

[Forget-Me-Not]

Well, I definitely like the old-school aethestic and sound effects; it made me think I was playing a cross between Tempest and Crystal Castle. However, the whole thing is pretty unintuitive. Several times I died before I figured out there's a bug where your own shots will hurt you. Also, the game tells me to 'grind', but when I grind too much I explode...so, ultimately I feel like the game lied to me.

kurismakku responds:

it's normal that your own bullets can hurt you, that's not a bug.. try shooting at yourself in real life :P

[Cute Explosions]

It was okay, but it seemed to me like it had some problems. It was kind of slow-paced; I would jab frantically at the keys but the rate of fire of the weapons was really slow, so it hardly felt like I was destroying anything. Also, compared to the high scores, my scores are very small--there must be something in the game I'm not understanding, which is frustrating.

[Creative Kill Chamber Two]

Too hard. After the third time furiously trying to click the guard with the grenade, I gave up.

[noitcelfeR]

Instructions? Hello? I can't do anything if I don't know what to do.

[Destrocity]

What am I supposed to do? I ran around for a while but nothing happened...nothing attacked me or anything. This is dumb.

[The Bester Game Ever Made]

What the hell, man? I expected Dino-Riders. Your icon lies!