Listen2Reason's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Galactic Paperboy]

Well, I've played through about 10 levels, delivered 0 papers and crashed on every one.

[BlueDoor]

It's all right, but how do I pass a turn?

[Galaticus]

This was pretty cool! Gyruss is the kind of game that should be revisited more often. The controls are difficult, but I think it's only because you have to keep track of so much stuff at once. There are so many options and ways to move...really I just stayed at the top as if it were Gyruss. Possibly that wasn't the best strategy...fun though.

[PuzzAdd]

I was having fun and suddenly the game ended. WTF?

snakep responds:

Hi,

there is a timer! If you do not move for 10 seconds the game will be over.

cheers
J

[MealMate™]

Weird. Interesting though.

Unfortunately, I played "Trolley Terror Jr." and ultimately hit a grandma, but the cart and the grandma stayed on the screen after the game, and in fact for the rest of my playtime.

dweedes responds:

ahahah nooooo!! my bad this game wasn't built with html5 in mind... thanks for pointing this out *FIXED*

[Zombies... in 3D!]

Wow, zombies in 3D! We've never seen that before! Except for, wait, Left For Dead, Left For Dead 2, Half-Life 2, Half-Life, Quake...

Anyway, it's sort of okay, but the ammo runs out very fast, the mouse isn't inverted and there's really nothing to do except run around and shoot zombies. What's the point?

[Bluey]

Well it's got clear instructions, which is more than I can say for a lot of these games! The music is okay, but maybe some sound effects would be good. Other than that, though, it's really not anything we haven't seen a dozen times before...

[Breakout and the Square E]

Absolutely nothing new. Only one level. Level design is, well it isn't really designed, it's just a grid of blocks. No music or sound.

[Portal of the Dead]

It's okay, but when I get to the end of the level it...stops. In the first level I was eventually able to move around again and go to the level end thingy, but I don't think I'll be able to end the second level.

[oO]

First I was perplexed, because the 'instructions' (and I use the term very loosely) were extremely unclear. After pressing the mouse button experimentally and dying half a dozen times, I realized you had to click where the circles touched. So, once I got that, it became trivially easy--I thought, this is it? A game about clicking where circles touch? Then I got to some spikes, and I have no idea how to pass them. But I've already wasted enough time on this stupid game.