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[Alfred Pokingstick]

Wild!

I didn't really expect this Madness-type animation when I started watching. Actually, I'm a little disappointed it wasn't a different kind of animation, but I guess it's pretty cool. I laughed out loud when the one guy suddenly landed in a dojo. A dojo in caveman times? Well, it was funny. The one thing I'd say is, *more*...more fighting, more objects (I loved the bit with the guy throwing the bird and then batting it), more random "cannon fodder" types, longer running time...still, it was fun.

[Litter Bug]

Fun.

Pretty fun, the humor helped it not be preachy. One thing, the speech said something about "120,000 cans per minute" but the text said "120,000 per day"? Which is it? That one minor issue aside, I thought it was quite good. :)

[Move or Die!]

Eh. Good graphics, but otherwise pointless.

It was okay, but the story was pretty uninteresting and the characters were all unlikeable. It almost seemed to imply that Syd (or, as I think of him, "the arrogant, greedy bastard") might actually be right about the universe wanting them to have the money.

Oh, and the film opening with the awards it's won definitely turned me off. Talk about pretentious.

[annabelle crucifix Ep. 1]

Interesting.

I didn't understand it, but I'm not sure there was anything TO understand...seemed like a lot of vague images, the story was obscure...but whatever it is you were trying to do, your technical expertise was obvious. So, good job.

Did this have anything to do with the Canadian Film Board, or whatever entity it is that sponsors animated shorts in Canada?

[Don't Play Soccer]

Pointless.

What was that about? The graphics were reasonably okay, but that was it. No sound? And what's the point of bashing soccer? You could do that for any sport. "Don't play basketball, they're not allowed to kick the ball!" That makes as much sense as soccer players not using their hands. If you don't like to play or watch soccer, fine, but why do you feel the need to tell other people about it? That's just petty.

[Bridge]

Fun!

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!

...well, quick to anger, anyway.

[Super Slam]

HYPER!

Egad! Azumanga Daioh! mmmmMENtok the MINDtaker! And the incredible OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX!!! (girl with blue hair has the guy on her shoulders and holds his arms crossed, slams him backward)

Anyway...this was lots of fun, frantic energy. I liked it.

...and hey, it's not like 11/4/04 was your "last night of freedom". If anything, that was *four years ago*...

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

Disturbing!...but funny

Man, this was disgusting in a Dave Chappelle sort of way. Or is that funny in a Dave Chappelle sort of way? Maybe both. Hmmm, if the human race dies off, that has to be in God's plan too, right? So the entire thing was orchestrated by God. Wow, he's one sick bastard.

"snnt, snnt, snnt..."

[I dunno o_O]

Well, it gave me a grin.

The graphics...well, they fit. The sound was okay. The story, well, like I said, it gave me a grin. How about this for a title: "How to be Stupid"?

Confuzzled responds:

well a grins better than a 'i hate this movie...must...kill...animator' that never turns out nice *shivers*