Total Medals Earned: 2,093 (From 575 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,205 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Not quite right...
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/200 points)
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Started a game with a random user.
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (90/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Nora's Favorite.
Warm and savory stew.
Noodles and lettuce?
Soup. With... stuff.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!