Total Medals Earned: 2,093 (From 575 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,205 Points
Medals Earned: 4/17 (20/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
Changed a color.
Checked the More Games.
Checked the Credit.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/440 points)
Complete Lesson of Peace.
Complete Going for the Top.
Complete Enlightenment.
Complete the Koan.
Complete levels 16-25 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Complete levels 6-15 with a total of 5 preserved drops.
Complete the game without dying or restarting levels more than 10 times total.
Complete levels 31-35 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/25 (375/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Try all the objects.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/150 points)
Beat the Boss
Lure an enemy into an acid pool
Reach 99 Ammo
Break into a Boss Battle without Destroying all the Orbs First
Get the Strongest Armor Helmet
Collect all 7 Permanent Upgrades in One Game
Get the wings
Reach Level 13
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/140 points)
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Chill out, you don't matter
Medals Earned: 8/19 (130/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
kick 60 bricks in a row
reach maximum water level
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!