Score: 1

"Okay puzzle game, pointless religious zealotry"

submission: Crossblock

date: January 10, 2009

It's an okay puzzle game, but what's with the religious zealotry? If you want to cower in fear that a sadistic supernatural entity is going to torment you for eternity for giving in to your biological urges...Well, that's your business, but leave the rest of us out of it. I could have written a review based on just the game, but you chose to put your bigotry in the "author's note", so I'm judging you on that too.

Score: 4

"Too hard"

submission: Monster Evolution

date: January 6, 2009

I was enjoying the neat animation and artwork...but then these invincible "Shooters" showed up and filled the screen with rockets! I couldn't do anything to stop them. And you call this "Normal"?

Score: 3

"Lame and hard to control"

submission: Aqua Turret

date: January 5, 2009

The primary weapon (which for some reason was called the "secondary" weapon, even though it was the main weapon) was designed to carefully miss anything you were aiming at, so you had to aim at an off-angle all the time. The "primary" weapon didn't seem to work at all.

Score: 3

"Interesting contrast?"

submission: My Box

date: November 19, 2008

Obviously, there wasn't much to it...However, I found it intriguing that it seemed to be showing some people (or maybe some "beings") partying inside a sort of box vehicle that was going through a very drab and forbidding landscape. The contrast was interesting. Hm.

Score: 8

"Okay"

submission: Journey Quest

date: November 10, 2008

It was okay, but it seemed kind of short. For some reason I was expecting the story to go on longer than just one or two "smokes". Also, it's a little annoying to see the graphics saved as a low-quality (but still large) movie file; maybe you should try making the graphics in Flash so you can take advantage of the vector graphics capabilities. Still, it was entertaining and the graphics were good, so all in all it was a good effort.

Score: 4

"Buggy"

submission: Rolling Pumpkin

date: October 31, 2008

It was sort of okay, but...the pumpkin moved slowly, it was kind of tedious rolling it all the way around the levels. Plus, I noticed that if you got too many...spinning things (what WERE those things that made you smaller?)...If you got too many of those things, you'd vanish, and then you'd start getting LARGER! Odd.

Score: 8

"Pretty fun"

submission: Dildo Heroine

date: October 19, 2008

I liked this game a lot. Gameplay-wise, it was kind of simplistic, but that's okay. The animation was amazingly smooth and well-drawn. The idea is clever. The text...well, let's just say that you should find an editor who speaks English BEFORE you release the game, hm? ;)

There were a couple of problems, though. First, it's kind of neat that you can click-drag Muny around the menu screen, but there wasn't anything that SAID you could do so, I figured that out by trial and error. And in her "default" position, she covers up most of the high score list, which is annoying. People may think "Why is she covering up the high score list?".

Also, the achievements are only explained in that link from the loading screen. Why don't you explain the achievements in the "How to Play" section? The only way to actually figure out what the achievements are is by closing the game and reloading so you can get back to the loading screen.

Also...it would have really been nice if you could have gotten a real girl's voice. ;)

Score: 9

"Awesome! (so to speak)"

submission: PSP Squirrels

date: September 24, 2008

Dude, your writing and voiceacting are really getting to be top-notch. I had tears from my eyes in this one! I love how the dialogue actually sounds like people talking, it doesn't sound like a "script", and yet it has great comedic timing. The animation was okay (certainly better than I could do), and I liked the weird little touches like the guy's eye falling off. Keep up the good work! :D

Score: 8

"Fun!"

submission: Three Guys and a Tree

date: September 23, 2008

Heheh, good animation and I liked all the little references. Like the marshmallow, and the Thriller zombies...and was one of the guys on the dance floor doing a Peanuts dance? Awesome!

Score: 8

"Pretty fun"

submission: Z-Rox

date: September 17, 2008

This is clever. It's not often I see a really new puzzle type. For some reason I didn't find it that difficult...I got up to level 27 and then just sort of stopped, 'cause I had other things to do. But good job.